Up for sale is a six month old black cockapoo. He is in excellent gently used condition. He comes washed and ready for a new home! I'll even include his favorite rope toy. $5 OBO.
He has horrible manners and refuses to listen. Long gone are the days where he is excited to please you and does as you say. He LOVES when you are pissed off and chase him around the house. It's quite a fun game for him. I'm sure he'd love to play it with you!
His breath stinks something horrid due to his teething. Don't worry though, almost all his baby teeth are gone. The stench should be gone soon. He still hasn't gotten over his chewing phase though. Hopefully that will make an exit with his halitosis.
He gets royally ticked when you put him in the crate to leave. The little boy does not like being left alone and will definitely voice his opinion on the matter. Good luck to you if you have neighbors!
Fortunately, he is housebroken. He even goes potty in a litter box! No longer do you have to take the pup out in the snow to potty! Be aware though, if he doesn't feel like going he will refuse and sit down right in the litter box. It's kind of gross.
Sometimes if he's not ready for bed at night he will bark like crazy. I suggest you have some ear plugs handy.
When you call "come" he pretends as if he hasn't heard you. Don't expect him to come running like an obedient dog would.
He loves to jump up at your face and lick your lips. It was cute when he was little, but now with the bad breath...not so much. He will do it constantly though, regardless of whether you like it or not.
Some days he wants to sleep on your slippers, other days he wants to eat them. Keep an eye on your slippers.
If all this doesn't make you want to immediately snatch him up, his photo will.
At least he's the cutest dog ever.
**Just to make it clear for those of you who do not understand sarcasm..This is a JOKE. I love my dog and he's not going anywhere. He just drives me up a wall sometimes.....most times. :)**
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